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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai 

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

A sardar saw a board on which it was written ” padhne wala stupid”.
Sardar got irritated and wrote “likhan wala stupid”

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha”mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….subs

Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know –
it means….
S – Sardaron ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory…

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya …
Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.