Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees
and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, “Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?”
The sardarji replied “I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I
wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have
been missing too.”
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy
so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees
to wake him up when the station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees ,
the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell
asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he
went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and
suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife ” What’s the matter?”
Replied he “The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and
woken up someone else”
Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
6. Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of
the white paper !!! )
Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an
aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had
no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives
and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute
and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed
his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also
floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant
and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall
rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said
– ” May Bhagwan help you”.
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past
him and was puzzled. So he said – “I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster”
Saying so, he let go of his turban.
One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon
tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital
(Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the
couple enquired eagerly “What are you doing ?”
Sardarji replied that I
had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple as per
schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next
destination. On the next day, they find the same
Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the
So once again young couple
curiously asked – “What are you doing here ?”
Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I
am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple said but
sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same
form, how come you’re in Delhi?
Sardarji cooly replied
It is written here – “FILL IN CAPITALS”