Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : ‘Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?’
Banta singh : ‘Yes, I have’
Santa singh : ‘Well, my father dug it.’
Banta singh : ‘That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?’
Santa singh : ‘Yes, I have.’
Banta singh : ‘Well, my father killed it.’
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. Onewas a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision uponthat answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answeredwithout hesitation “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked himand he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the samequestion. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chiefthanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for hisinterview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,before saying, “Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said, “OK, but get back to me tomorrow.”
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How did theinterview go?”. Pat came the reply, “Great, I got the job, and I’malready investigating a murder.
A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game
of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had
left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning,
he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another
seat.After an hour’s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a
voice called out, “Hey, Balbir!”
He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the
voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the
line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over
again.After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to
buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But
since the game hadn’t started he decided to wait. Just as he got to
the window, a voice called out”Hey, Balbir!”
Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered
looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.
He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.Finally he had
his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited
for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, “Hey, Balbir!” once
Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,”My name isn’t
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon
a lie detector. The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20
bottles of beer”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”.
And the machine is silent.
The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”. BUZZZZZZ,
goes the lie detector.
“Allright, 8 hamburgers”.
And the machine’s silent.
The Sardarji says: “I think…”,
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very
“What happened ?” asked Surjit.
“Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ” “How come ?”
“Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet.”
” But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?” ” Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too ”
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees
and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, “Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?”
The sardarji replied “I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I
wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have
been missing too.”