Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai […]

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 03218491222 kina sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay […]

A Muslim, A Madrasi and A Sardarji working in a company were really frustrated as everyday in their Tiffins the same things were packed. One day they decide that if the next day the same thing is there they would commit suicide. The next day when they open their tiffins they are depressed and the […]

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. . . . . . I’m 2400 […]

A Sardar took an   answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days  later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone  utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai” (Idiot! He’s taking the phone and saying he’s not there.)

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, “I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you’ll get the rest spread out […]

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun” (If the […]

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer […]

Mallu-Self Check: Philipose, it looks like i am a mallu If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding. […]